Thursday, 7 July 2011

Got a text from L (my friend and neighbour) the other night. She is hamster sitting J's Chinese dwarves and the text read as follows, 'OK...r J's hamsters meant to have wee sticky out butts?!X'. Having had hamsters myself I knew exactly what she meant. Hamsters are very well endowed in the gonad department, in fact about the same size as their heads and can look kind of weird, especially if you have never been up close and personal with them.  I texted the fact back. Just as well -  she was going to take them to vet for inspection. That would have been a scream. Can just imagine the vet's face and L's mortification when she discovered the swelling wasn't a bad dose of constipation or a massive growth but it's man bits? No wonder they are such prolific breeders....it made me wonder what human males would have been like if theirs were at the same proportions.......Dobbie's would do a massive trade in wheel barrows.....

Today's Random Question - Why is it when I go into the local library there is always some woman with the voice of a foghorn in there?  Nipped in today to pick up some audio books for the kids for their holidays. Went into the children's library to encounter 'Foghorn Lil' reading to her offspring in a voice that would have wakened the folk in the cemetery a hundred yards along the road.  Then to top in all her mobile went off and she felt the need to announce it to all and sundry, 'Oh Mummy's mobile has just gone off.'  No sh*t Sherlock.  I grabbed the audio books and left before I was tempted to shove her mobile sideways into her over sized trap. Well seeing it's PMT week........